600 Million Dollars

I almost missed this opportunity for $600,000,000 …. Google’s spam engines got it. But I found it. Dear Sir With all sincerity and humility it is with deep pains i write you this message of wishful assistance to my predicament. I am Raymond Taylor the only son of last wife to the former president of […]

The Gay Cowboy…

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other […]

Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptise cats. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold […]

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter […]